I love puns. Every day, I get excited when I create new puns because I get to share them with my friends and family. I feel so accomplished when I make a pun that I know is brilliant. Sometimes they're groaners, but they still make me happy. It's like a puzzle to me: I have to find just the right words that will convey the meaning and be funny. When other people laugh, I know it's a good one, and sometimes they even turn into jokes. Two of my favorite ones that I've come up with in the past couple of years are:
(My take on the Bob Dole Depends joke)
In the 2008 presidential elections, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Barack Obama were all asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?" Hillary Clinton said, "Briefs, of course," John McCain said, "I'm a boxers man," and Barack Obama said, "What does it matter? I'm going to be commando-in-chief anyway."
Does Sam Walton still run Walmart? Isn't he dead? Well, it's an underground operation.
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